Right up till the end I was convinced this was about an undead zombie grandma. It made me laugh though.
I do like the idea of an indestructible zombie grandma who just keeps getting back up again and again and again.
She’s not interested in brains though, she just wants to watch Matlock and offer her adorable grandchildren that weird hard candy that only old people have.
Can you imagine the dialogue… “Mmmaaatllock. Mmmmurder sshhhe wrrote. Giiive grrrannie aa huug.”
It’s why they use Bengay.. it covers up the zombie smell.
It really does explain a lot. My Grandma was a zombie and I had no idea. She could have taught me so much if I’d have asked the right questions…. (Sadness)