Zombies: The Rodney Dangerfield Of Monsters
Mar28
I love zombies… Oh yeah, in that really slappy way too.
But zombies don’t get the respect that other monsters seam too. Sure there’s the horrifying dread one feels when faced with a newly reanimated love one that Hell bent on devouring your tasty tasty brain, but in most games these guys get mowed down by the truckload.
In games like Dead Rising you can actually humiliate zombies in many amusing ways (Brings back a lot of highschool memories actually)
This always makes me sad and I always look forward to those rare gems of media where zombies take their rightful place as horrifying monster superior to vampires and werewolves.
Also today’s Sketch Comic brought to you by my occasional need to draw something serious.
haha. This is you being serious?? Hahaha. Love it.
LOL It’s about as serious as I think I’m capable of.
Well ya gotta keep in mind that in my family it’s normal to crack jokes at the most inappropriate times. You should see me at a funeral.
I’ll just leave this here.
I’d say zombies are good role models do to their outstanding work ethic.
They are relentless, never quite, don’t take sick days, and never never complain.
Okay my zombies do, but all my zombies are deeply deeply flawed individuals and shouldn’t be considered the norm.
They may not complain, but they sure can moan about everything.
Exactly… it’s a work around the whole “Never complain” thing.
Don’t forget that zombies are totally free of prejudices. they don’t care of you’re black or white, what political ideals you follow, if you are rich or poor and their attitude isn’t influenced by your religious beliefs (or disbeliefs for that matter): As long as you have brains and/or guts, you are okay.
We could learn so much from them…
Didn’t someone write the “Zen of Zombies” or something like that? Has that exact same sentiment about it. Sure I could Google that right now, but I’m so sleepy.
I dunno. I think Goblins take the trophy for most-picked-on monster. Zombies just get put down, but Goblins have their entire villages and families wiped out by those pesky Hero Characters. Plus, they’re small, so people enjoy kicking them more. They get better air than a zombie.
They are both green, sort of. They must have loads in common.
Who would pick on a zombie? They’re awesome! Nothing more awesome than a zombie. (Besides Cthulhu eating Edward Cullen)
I agree, and they are so cute and cuddly. I just want to give them a big hug… but only if their jaws are wired shut.
Wuss.
Pffft… It’s merely well thought out self preservation…..
…Oh God it’s True! I love zombies, but I’m afraid to commit and become one!!! I’m so ashamed! (Curls up in fetal position and weaps)
Wait one moment. You died and somehow reanimated from a ice cream headache. So you’re a zombie!! You don’t have to be ashamed anymore! Go outside and bite someone!!
Never be ashamed. And take every opportunity to bite someone. Whether you’re a zombie or not!