Zombie Toddlers Will Kill Us All! I’ve been warning people about this dread peril for years but to no avail. This short film is called “Tears” by David Altobelli and Jeff Desom, with a score pulled from HEALTH’s original soundtrack to ‘Max Payne 3’ from Rockstar Games.

I find this zombie music video both creepy and oddly beautiful. I don’t know what that says about me and I choose not to think about it.

The important thing to take away from this is that one: this is some pretty cool music set to some pretty trippy imagery. And two: when the zombie apocalypse finally comes there’s going to be a lot of undead kids running around or crawling as it were.

I’ve seen a lot of zombie movies over the years and I can truthfully say that I’m pretty desensitized to adults getting eaten by hordes of the living dead. Zombie toddlers though… That gets me.

Probably because I have an eight year old daughter who I desperately hope she has a better and more successful life than I do. The idea of her as a zombie toddler gives me the sadness. Now when she’s an adult I’ll proudly inform her that she can become a zombie all she wants and wander the blasted earth relentlessly hunting the living for their precious organs.

But she’s going to have to grow up first before I’m cool with that “Life Choice.”