Zombie Farm… Raise mutated zombies to devour farmers, Yes Please!
Are you playing Zombie Farm? Well the new version 0.79.2 of Zombie Farm is available free to play. My wife plays this all the time and my kids gather around when she invades some hapless farmer who inevitably gets brutally slain (In a cute cartoony sort of way) We all giggle when they die… I love my family.
The idea of raising zombie/plant mutants and having them do your bidding is highly appealing.
Damnit! Why can’t I do that in real life. Reality sucks.
Here’s some of the sillier features of this game.
PLANT CROPS AND CORPSES (FULLY ORGANIC)!
– Plow, plant, and harvest farm fresh veggies and fruits… AND an adorable ZOMBIE ARMY!!!
A TOMATO HEADED ZOMBIE?!
– Bend nature to your will by cultivating bizarre zombie mutations as you plant both crops and corpse
– Enjoy seeing your zombies wander about your farm as they ponder about sunshine, butterflies and… brains
– 25 different zombies of different shape, sizes and abilities
A GAME WITH BRAINS!
– Invade neighboring enemies such as farmers, city folk, pirates, and even… evil bunny ninjas
– Loot brains, gold, and special rare items when you invade
– Unlock a whole bunch of zombie combat abilities!
CUSTOMIZE!
– Change up your farmer’s look with different heads that each give unique boosts
– Unlock and upgrade over 110 decorative items such as “The Gallows” and “Double Rainbow”
– Unlock all different kinds of bizarre zombie-plant mutations
SHARE THE ZOMBIE FUN
– Game Center enabled!
– Connect to Facebook to publish your farming exploits and farm photos
– Invite your Facebook friends and share the zombie farming experience
(Note: Please don’t share this with me on Facebook. That drives me crazy)
Zombie Farm is available for iPhone, iPod, and iPad… that’s a lot of “i’s”
ILike it…. Now IHave to get an IPhone…. hmm wife is talking about getting cell phone. and this looks very educational for the kids. Teaches Hard work and growing the fruits of your labour…
too bad just for iphone. I want
You can harvest your corn when it’s as high as an undead elephant’s eye.
Wow, that joke was “corny”… I’m ashamed of myself.
Groan… or maybe Moan.
At least you didn’t make a Vegetarian zombie joke…. Graiins GraIINs!
Friends, Zombies, Corn Stalks Lend me your Ears! … hmm in this case I bet the zombies and corn stalks could actually lend them.
LOL I never claimed I was above a really bad pun joke. But now you’ve got me thinking about vegetarian zombies.
Hey, I got a zombie with a mutation of lima bean, Dragon fruit, Cauliflour,
Coffey bean, and venus flytrap all in one!!!
My wife plays zombie farm all the time. It is madness.