Remember that scene in “The Walking Dead” when they cover themselves in Zombie Guts to hide from the zombies and it works? Were you like me and wondered out loud, WHY THE HELL DON’T YOU A-HOLES DO THAT EVERYDAY?!

Come on! They found a way to get around the zombies, just roll around in zombie goo for a while and you’re good to go. But they rarely do.

My theory is that in The Walking Dead universe the same virus that animates the dead also seems to short circuit the part of the brain that’s in charge of common sense.

Oh well! With Death Cologne your problems are solved. In fact this is even better. Why cover yourself in guts, germs, and dirty filthy goo when you can just smell like you did.

Apocalypse over! We did it! Humanity saved!

It would make the show a bit more boring of course. UNLESS!… it was filmed in smellovision.

That was a real thing once kids, ask your parents.