Now before you write me any angry letters please read the rest of this post. Still Reading? Good.
Look, ladies, and effeminate men. I don’t hate “Twilight” nor do I particularly like it, and yes (Sigh) I admit I have read the entire series. If by “Reading” you mean I listened to the audio books while trapped for eight hours a day at my day job.
(That’s the only way that was going to happen)
Now I happened to come across this video which I believe perfectly explains/skewers the reason that Twilight is so appealing to women. I felt I had to share.
Also please keep in mind I have a condition/disease which makes me enjoy poking fun at things that are popular. It’s called being an ass.
Sadly there is no cure, but you can clearly see this isn’t really my fault… Right?
Based on the comic from TheOatmeal.com
I’ll tell you the same thing I told my other male friend when his daughter made him read the Twilight books, “Congratulations, your conversion to a teenage girl is now 20% complete. Just don’t let me know when you start listening to pop music.”
20%! Cool, except if that 20% conversion gives me boobs….. Don’t expect me to get a lot of work done. I’m going to be… busy.
Yep, I think this just about covers it all. I think that a reason as to why it became popular so quickly was because people found out that the main male character was a sparkling teen pretty-boy.
Damn Twilight!
I think my wife is developing a fetish for glitter, it makes me…. uncomfortable…. possibly also “Faaaaaaabuuuuuuuloooooooouuuuuuus!”