1 hour and 24 minutes to go!!! See you on the other side!
That is awesome! Click the picture above or the link below to take a short questionair that will tell you, “In a very scientific and totally not made up way,” How long it will take you to turn into a zombie once you are bitten.
I don’t want to brag, but once bitten I have about an hour and twenty-four minutes to keep pummeling zombies before I join them and start wondering what all the fuss was about. Or if your one of those wackos who wants to “Get Busy” before you die, that’s enough time to do it 28 times!
(Oh crap!!!, I’ve revealed too much…. Don’t do the math! Don’t do the math!!!…. Must… maintain… illusion… to perfect strangers…. how awesomely manly I am.)
Math aside, if you try to do it 28 times in a row I think you’d actually kill yourself along the way and not have to bother with whole zombie issue.
Oh thank, God! I thought people would focus on the amount of time spent doing it each time…. The math for that way leads to shame. (Definately don’t do that math.)
See the typical guy response would be that that would be the best way to die. I disagree. If you really think about it that sounds like it would become agonizingly painful…. and probably would be pretty crappy for the person your with as well.
And the state your body would be in when the paramedics come…. nope… no dignity there.
(I realize this opinion makes me seam far less manly than I would like…. sadness)
Dude, I assure you that you ARE less manly than you think you are.
BTW I did the math…. for shame, Carter, for shame.
And in case you were wondering I topped out at 1 hour and 46 minutes. Ha ha.
I’m not listening to anything you say, you creepy doppleganger.
And by the way, you only last longer on that calculator because you eat more donuts than I do. Weights a factor, pal. Now hit the gym.
…doppleganger.
I’m older than you, technically that makes you MY doppleganger.