If you live in Utah, and sadly I still do, you know exactly which book and commercial this is a parody of. I love the casual deadpan expression of the guy explaining that you’ll either “go mad from the forbidden knowledge… or you’ll be on your knees praying for a new dark age.”

Of course it’s so simple. Go out and get your own copy of the Necronomicon today.

Or if your feeling really insane you can follow My tutorial and make your own Necronomicon (Click here for pure awesomeness!!!) to read and go insane with. I am not responsible for any dark and terrible forces you may unleash in the process, however.