Every once in a while I’ll grudgingly show something about zombie defense. This guy clears a gun like a Boss and is ready to take down the next zombie coming his way.

I’m not much of a gun enthusiast, I’m simply too busy to go out shooting… Oh yeah and my dang weiner kids keep taking all my money that I would otherwise buy bullets with.

Don’t those little ankle biter realize they are making it hard for daddy to acquire the skills he needs to defend their tiny brains. No of course not. Being a parent is hard.

Okay kids, when dad only has a baseball bat to defend the whole family from certain doom remember it’s all your fault. Hope those Pokemon toys were worth it.