Pepper Spray Is My Condiment Of Choice and always has been. So here’s a story about how I was a huge idiot. When I was a teenager the local mall had what can only be described as a “Spy Shop.”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I’ve been to therapy several times… Don’t ask me how many, and not once did anyone break out the foam bats. I feel like I missed out on a golden opportunity to ineffectually pummel my ex-wife. ……Nah. Who am I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I always feel like that good voice, you know the one that tells you not to do something, is asleep at the wheel. This possibly explains my poor impulse control. I never feel more this way then when I’m patiently[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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It always ends with several people stored neatly in jars in my basement. The important part in this scenario is that the jars are stored NEATLY! There is simply no excuse for half haphazardly arranging your giant jars filled with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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The unintended consequences of a government shutdown sometime lead to…. Love? Sorry for no comic on Monday. It’s been a chaotic week. But I’ve repented my evil ways (Some of them anyway) and regular updates will continue. For the record,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
