Edward Cullen, a character written to be the perfect man. A man to make all teanage girls little hearts flutter and for all married woman to judge their husbands against…. and to find them wanting. But what happens when that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s been a while since I made fun of Twilight. Lets start with some Twilight Plot holes. I had the painful experience of having to watch that movie again. That’s right, I’ve seen it twice now, and it didn’t get[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Edward Cullen’s gross love life is a topic of regular discussion in my home. Mainly because my wife is a Twilight fan and because as a professional A-hole I enjoy ruining things that other people care about. It’s what I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Edward Cullen’s least awesome vampire power has to be without a doubt reading minds. Sure that sound’s like a great vampire power, but it’s not. Think about it. Think about what goes through your evil twisted brain on a daily[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And Edward Cullen goes down to ignominious defeat. Bested by the ferocity of vampires much much greater than he. It could end in no other way.
