Oh, Milla Jovavich, how I love you and your zombie butt kicking ways. She does wear a whole lot of leather.
So what’s up with this trailer? Seams to start where the last Resident Evil movie left off, plus a tonne of… Flashbacks? That didn’t really make a lick of sense.
Meh… who am I kidding I’ll watch it.
is that Sir Patrick Stewart’s voice i hear? BORGASM!!!
Chances are it’ll suck, but it has Milla in it… So I’ll start writing them a check anyway.
I’ve never seen you looking so yummy as you did tonight,
I’ve never seen a gun shine so bright.
I’ve never seen so many zombies go for a taste of flesh
They’re looking to take a little bite of you, given half a chance.
And that dress that you are wearing doesn’t look like it will protect you at all.
Where did you get the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes, and that manicure?
Lady in Red, is shooting at me!
There are other zombies here, along with me!
But I hardly know, this beauty shooting at me.
I’ll never forget the way you taste tonight.
How did I miss this.
Hecter, you are awesome. I love reading these.
only way some of those returning characters without flashbacks is clones.
I did get all excited when I saw the clones of Milla. Give me a dozen or so during an apocalypse and I’ll work on that whole repopulate the earth thing.
…Also if my wife is reading this, that’s a joke woman. Put down the phone to your lawyer.