Resident Evil: Jill Valentine

Soooo pretty

So the rumor from Bloody Disgusting is that Resident Evil 5 will be a sequel and will have Sienna Guillory reprising her role as Jill Valentine.

This news was confirmed on twitter by Sienna who delicately put it:

“RE:5 alert! Training begins! I aim to mostly put less in the big hole on the front of my face than comes out of the little one on my arse,”


There is no word on whether Milla Jovovich (Whom I have been stalking for years…. shut up! She loves me! Despite what the restraining order says.) will be returning as Alice, but if she’s not I will be filled with a “White hot rage that only the blood of the innocent can satisfy.”

We’ve got a hopeful release date of September 14, 2012 for Resident Evil 5. That’s just a few months before the end of the world… Hey, that’s that’s a plus. We’ll have something to watch before we all die.

Unfortunately they are planning to make this 3D. Uuugh. I don’t really like 3D movies, it doesn’t add anything to the story for me, tends to look weird, and gives me brain tumors.

Resident Evil: Jill Valentine

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