If only I could convince my wife to do this.

Pfft!  She still has weird ideas about “propriety” and respect for the “Sanctity of Marriage” … I know!?  Weird!

When you can get your vows done by the legend, Bruce Campbell!  See now “THAT” would make your wedding day special.  And you can dress up as a zombie too!!!

Great Cthulhu! That is pure awesome sauce, sprinkled with tiny shavings of awesomeness!

…. Also I may need a lot of sleep right now.