Racist Zombies leaving the black man alone. Damn you intolerant racist zombies! (shakes fist at the heavens)

You would think that in this day and age when you are thinking of which human you want to tear apart and eat that skin color wouldn’t be a factor. I for one am deeply saddened by this.

On the plus side I’m 1/16th black, do you think that would be enough for the zombies to leave me alone?

Probably not, as I am hideously pale.