My somewhat brutal review of “Survival of the Dead”
Oct07
I watched George A. Romero’s “Survival of the Dead” this last weekend. I’ve wanted to start doing reviews of zombie related movies and books on the site for a while now.
Why, oh why did I start with this one? Madness! I’ll give you a hint about my review…
If George Romero ever reads it I don’t think he’s ever going to want to be my best friend, hang out with me, and both of us go on CRAZY adventures together like we do in all of my stalker/fan fiction.
He may even hate me a bit, and that makes me sad as he’s still my hero.
You can see the whole review by clicking the link below or you can find it as a drop down in my menu bar.
“Survival of the Dead” (2009),
Well Crappy von Crappenheimer. I guess I will stop praying that this will redeem The George. I watched Diary and wonders what the hell I just watched and started working on a time machine to let me go back and stop myself from watching it and worse buying it. I have been waiting on this one hoping that it would be good… ah well maybe I will download… I mean borrow from a friend … and watch it. At least we can still look forward to The Walking Dead coming out on Halloween. Can’t wait Can’t wait.
But now a Song
(zombie,zombie,zombie,zombie,zombie,
zombie,zom.
zombie,zombie,zombie,zombie,zombie,
zombie,zom.)
Mister Romero, give us your keys
Your last few movies are the worst that I’ve seen
A zombie riding a horse through clover?
Please tell me this horrible movie is over.
Romero, I’m so sad
There hasn’t been a movie since Day of the Dead (Original)
That’s made me want to scream
Mister Romero, give us your keys
(zombie,zombie,zombie,zombie,zombie,
zombie,zom.
zombie,zombie,zombie,zombie,zombie,
zombie,zom.)
Mister Romero bring us the dead
Make them the type we have to shoot in the head
Forget about the political factors
And make sure that we have good actors
Romero, I’m so sad
There hasn’t been a movie since Day of the Dead (Original)
That’s made me want to scream
Mister Romero, give us your keys
Mister Romero, bring us the dead
Give one a pair of eyes that are falling from his head
Give one a lonely look like Pagliacci
And forget lots of wavy hair like Liberacci
Mister Romero, just one more movie to hold
That’s not so preachy if I’m not being bold
So Please turn on your magic scenes
Otherwise Romero, give us your keys
Please please please
Mister Romero, Give us your Keys
That is amazing. I’m picturing this sung in the style of an epic 80’s power ballad. Complete with an over the top music video. Epic.
Hmm now I am picturing Total Eclipse of the Heart video, music…. hmmm yeah that can be zombified.
Once upon a time I was feasting on brains
Now I’m only falling apart.
There’s nobody left to eat
Except a decomposing heart.
something something something,
humans won’t come out of the mall…
Okay I’m workin on it now….
Heh, just had a flash from the Warriors movie.
“HuuUUmans Come out to PlayYy”