I’ll admit it, I’m a fan of Elvira… But not enough of one to get a tattoo of her permanently scrawled all over my glorious naked body.

This was crazy to watch, pretty impressive how they do that. Granted I know NOTHING about tattoos though.

I’ve seen a few zombie tattoos I wouldn’t mind getting, but that fact that my wife would probably have nothing to do with me after has been a significant deterrent to me getting any ink done. It’s just not going to happen.