You know what? I was just thinking that my life was missing something, but I couldn’t tell what….. Crack? Pudding? Lithuanian midget hookers reinacting George Washington crossing the Delaware while singing “I feel Pretty.” Holy crap that’s close, but still no.

I need Dinasaurs with frikk’n Laser beams tearing up the town! Hells yes I do…. And then I’m going to need some Lithuanian midget hookers.

… for thier… um… singing ability. Yes that sounds totally plausible.