Today’s Zombie webcomic sketch is of a friend of mine. He seams to have contracted an acute case of Zombiism. I think he makes a pretty nifty undead monster.
His wife might not agree though. Pfffft! Probably would prefer him to be one of those sissy sparkly vampires. (Madness!)
Bah! I don’t know why you would want to be a sexy vampire with thousands of women wanting you, when you could be a smelly Zombie, forever damned to wander the blasted Earth hungering for the flesh of the living.
Admit it. When I put the argument that way you have to agree with me.
I don’t know… I was aleays looking forward to be bitten by a werewolf…
Aaaah! But put those two great tastes together… You got yerself some ZOMBIE WEREWOLF!
Now that would be awesome.
Bah eventually when the dead are the sole ones roaming the earth whose gonna complain about looks anymore? PARTY!
Ha! Freakin awesome and pretty accurate description. Brains…
Yeah Dan! See now your “internet famous.”
I’ll get you a print of this so you can show your wife how you’ll look during the inevitable zombpocalypse.
Sweet deal
Eh, I say being a zombie build character. Especially if you’re still sentient. You got to deal with being obviously unattractive (unlike vampires who can either mask appearance or are always attractive, depending on dogma), losing your family (and home and life and soul and etc), finding out how to eat without getting killed (no brain cold cuts at the deli…unless you count cow), and last but not least, doing all this for as long as your body will last (squeeze out every rancid day from it!) Hehe, plus if we’re going with normal vampires, you got the advantage of not burning in the sun and your blood tastes horrible to them.
Oh, last but not least thing that is great about zombiism…it proves women and be just as shallow as men.
P.S. How cool are glowing eyes!?
correction: It proves women “can” be just as shallow as men.
The bad part of being a zombie would of course being the rotting away till there’s nothing left.
You could always be a “Supernatural zombie” in which all bets are off and you could just continue to stay in a permenant state of decay… Forever.
That sounds like a win for me.
Can I be a robot for eternity instead? Because that would be awesome. Well, at least it would be until I need repairs or something.
well, if I’m going to be a zombie, I want a free roll of zombie outbreak barricade tape. http://www.tshirtbordello.com/Zombie-Outbreak-Barricade-Tape it just adds to the feel and great to put up around the yard to keep pesky Mormons and Jehovah witnesses out.
See now you shouldn’t have to choose between zombies and robots… How about becoming a zombie cyborg?
See I solve problems.
@Zombie Carter
Zombie cyborg? . . . Genius! Now I wont have to choose between being a robot or a zombie. Why did I not even THINK about that option?! Or did I? Oh well.
Man, I wish I could take credit for it, but I saw it done in “Return of the living Dead” parts 3 and 4. Terrible movies BTW, you don’t ever want to see them. I love the original one though.