Zombie Boyfriends are bad for you ladies and will sadly not make you happy. Zombies smell bad, they aren’t very good at conversation, and they are terribly inconsiderate of others feelings. They do have one thing going for them and one thing only. Endurance. Crazy crazy amounts of endurance.
So take that all you glittery vampires, sure you smell nice, you look good, and you have eternal life and what not (Why must Edward be sooooo dreamy)….. But zombies have you beat when it comes to things that really matter. And don’t lie and say that’s not important.
(Sigh)
It is 3:00 a.m. right now and I’m about to post the comic after getting back from Vegas. This is the point where someone should really be standing behind me saying “Don’t post that you idiot!”
But there’s no one there. (Except for ghosts) so this post is going up unedited with every weird idea that goes through my sleep deprived brain untouched.
Oh well.
This is hilarious. I hope you had fun in Vegas.
We did, it was a very small con, but I may get more freelance work from it so I’m happy.
Almost forgot, FORUMS.
Zombie love it’s all fun and games untill something falls off
Which is why superglue was invented 😀
And duck tape.
But with the power of duct tape, wouldn’t your typical zombie Lothario make do with what nature gave him, when he could replace it with a huge sausage and duct tape?
That is a horrifying thought, I respect that.
Forums.
Zombies are scary!!!!