This is the year that I’ll be turning forty. I’m old, so horribly horribly old. And with my advanced age comes a tragic realization. I will never ever be Batman.

Every guy I know thinks on some level that they are only a few situps away from being a superhero. Just get rid of a little belly and we’re set. Then we would be out there fighting crime and kicking ass. This will NEVER be me, and this knowledge….. It haunts me.