Oh how I love the humble gas station hotdog. I love it’s phosphates, it’s nitrates, it’s ground up percentage of lip and buttholes.
And don’t try to tell me that the vaguely unsettling shaped meat product doesn’t love me back. Half an hour after eating one it always shows me the love.
I like this comic as it shows zombies don’t always have to eat brains… Simple pork products liberally laced with whatever falls into the grinder will suffice for zombie food. That simply means that my disgusting eating habits won’t really change much when I join the ranks of the undead.
I take no small amount of comfort in that.
I want this hotdog....... Inside me. mmmmmmmmm 🙂
I kind of hope that was the last normal hotdog left.
I generally prefer them burnt and SLATHERED in mustard and ketchup with as few rat hairs and bugs as possible.
Though I won’t turn that extra protein down.
Almost for got something. FORUMS.
Yes…. YES! We must all go to the forums.
Damnit why do I suck at this. Must repent.
I just…. hot dogs are just no for me. I havent been able to enjoy them since I was a kid unfortunately.
But…. but… think of all the nitrates you are missing out on! I worry about your health, you can’t live without nitrates… and rat hair, and bug larva…. and…
I don’t know why I love these things so much.
So hot dogs are meat (in a sense) but also cthulhoid monsters droppings. This makes me wonder: what eat the monsters and why is their disgestion so ineffective?
Maybe it’s someting cool like they eat slaughterhouse leftovers and, um, press them in a new form.
It could also be that the creature is dropping off it’s young. Mmmmmm larvadogs.
Anyone else hungry for hotdogs.
M’kay, I don’t know if that squid just took a dump or had sex with the hot dogs, either way, I’m reminded as to WHY I don’t eat hot dogs from the gas station/convenience store.
I love my hot dogs roasted to where they’re a little burned, add 2 parts ketchup, 1 part mustard and 1 part relish into potato bread bun and chow away.
I’m not sure either if he’s doing something to those hotdogs…. or excreting them. I kept it delightfully vague.