Anytime you here someone utter the phrase “I’m no scientist…” you can rest assured that the next statement out of their mouth will be unbearably stupid.  And they will probably be being paid by a lobbyist to say it.

Oh how I loath politicians.  On both sides of the isle.  I think if you want to be one then there is something clearly wrong with you and you should be barred from ever becoming one.

I’m aware that this makes no logical sense and would lead to anarchy if we all believed that.  I’m cool with that.

In case you are wondering about the good Senator’s full name it’s “Douché Mcbaag”  It’s French.