Zombies only have one natural predator… The noble shark. Sadly for the human race the shark is limited to fighting zombies in the water. Until now!
Of course if sharks could walk around they would eventually run out of zombies to kill and then we would be in the same predicament we would be with the zombies. Lets face it, no matter how this plays out humanity is losing it’s place as the apex predator.
Zombie vs Shark classic clip for Fulci’s 1979 Zombies 2.
Also lets all ignore the unpleasant image of a human/shark hybrid with no anus! HOW DOES HE POOP!?!
The answer is he doesn’t
“And that’s why they shake” – Jeff Dunham.
All kidding aside, wouldn’t a man/shark hybrid turn zombie man/shark hybrid as soon as they bite a zombie’s head off?
We’ve seen zombie dogs and zombie birds in movies like Resident Evil, so it’s not a weird thing to ask… 🙂
It’s possible, but unlikely. Jaws has taught me that sharks are relentless killing machines that fear no man whether alive or dead.
Jaws 4 taught me that sharks can beat up a plane.
This brings to mind the “Why a Zombie Apocalypse would fail”; if the infection can spread to all creatures like in Resident Evil (which zombies were just supposed to be the lowest level of infected mutations not all of them) then yeah you’d get stuff like the shark in one of the Resident Evil games. However if the infection (or whatever) only applies to humans as seen in a good many films (even ignoring other creatures) and they are still rotting then most predators, scavengers, insect larva, and such will take out more than a few zombies.
So, no laser sharks?
No lasers…. yet.
He just explodes at age 3.
Er… shouldn’t it be “natural predator” in the first panel ?