I admit it I don’t get Twitter.

I don’t understand how people can “Tweet” about every tiny insignificant aspect of their lives. I have seen people “Tweet” about which can of soup to buy. Honestly, you know your a complete waste of skin when you actually think other people care if you buy “Cream of Mushroom” or “Cream of Brocoli.”

You get “Cream of Brocoli” damn it!, because Mushrooms are gross!

People get so obsessed with Twitter that they “Tweet” constantly about everything. During a zombie apocalypse this is a sure fire way to get yourself killed. If you have something significant to say you should get a blog, start a webcomic, and bitterly complain about people things like “Tweeting.”

…Dang it! Just realized I’m a hypocrite again.