This Is How The 1% Will Get Ya!
As I write this I’m sitting at my booth at Westercon talking to people…. and shaking hands. OH THE HANDS I HAVE SHOOK….shook’n, shake’n. BAH I don’t care.
The important part is that I have been infected and it is only a matter of time before all these germs get me and turn my internal organs to water. It’s gonna be super great.
I pretty much get sick after every convention I go to. It’s just the combination of eating badly for a weekend, too much stress for the show, and finally it’s a bit of a humanity Petri dish when I’m at my most vulnerable. And I am so soooo vulnerable right now.
I’m sneezing just thinking about it. We’ll get into how I’m completely socially retarded and how I make every conversation weird later.
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Westercon 2019 is now over and so far I do not have Ebola……. Yet. Or possibly it’s incubating. I’m going to die, I can feel it in my watery bones. Doom! Doom! DOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
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