I went to Barnes and Nobles this weekend and my wife immediately abandoned me to peruse the “Teen Paranormal Romance” section.

Nothing but books about Vampire and Werewolf love as far as the eye could see. It’s wrong…. WRONG I SAY!

When are women going to accept that they will only find true love in the rotting embrace of the zombie. But did they have any books about zombie love? No they didn’t! And that kinda sucks.