Crusty old sea captains are so racist. I know this because of my VAST experience dealing with them my whole life… While living in Utah. Which is about as far away from the ocean as you can possibly get.
You know what’s not a racist though? Shoggoths. They are the most tolerant of all the Lovecraftian monsters.
damn i was trying to come up with some witty… or groanable pun about the malliability of the shoggoth body as well as their minds, but it seems I’m too tired. So go check out this Swedish 2012 movie instead. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2468890/
I’ll bypass the wit, shoggoths care not what race or sex you are, they will “love” you all the same. They just want to hug you….and tentacle rape you….then possibly eat you…and not necessarily in that order.
That looks interesting, but I don’t speak Swedish. Does it at least have subtitles?
no clue, haven’t found a copy yet… fear I will have to wait for Hollywood to make a big budget english version.
“They are the most tolerant of all the Lovecraftian monsters.”
We eat everyone equally!
Carter your umm… Japanese there. You go to a few anime cons are those the vast majority of the words you hear?
I swear to the 100% authenticity of the Japanese dialogue in this comic.
Why would I lie. 🙂