I know what your thinking…. No, not that Luke Skywalker was totally making out with his sister in “The Empire Strikes Back.” (Though I wouldn’t blame you.)

Your thinking, “Great Cthulhu! That man makes the sexiest damned zombie I have ever seen, I don’t care if bits and pieces of him are falling off and he reeks of failure and shame. I must Possess him.”

Don’t lie, I know it’s true.

….Do I really smell like failure and shame?… Sadness.