He Sleeps With The Fishes… In A Platonic Kind Of Way
I feel like my whole life is like this. I have these voices telling me what to do all the time, they’re relentless and painfully shrill. But enough about my wife and kids. Badum dum ktsh! Thank you, I’ll be hear all night. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
Hon, if you’re reading this, that was just a joke, please don’t make me sleep on the couch again. 🙁
But seriously though the urge for good or for evil makes for great conflict, and great stories. Nobody writes a story about the epic battles of Apathy Vs. Onwee. (That’s a French word, I’m all fancy and junk tonight)
I want to see massive battles with the shining forces of good arrayed against the dastardly forces of evil with the fate of the world perilously in doubt. That’s some awesome crap right there.
….or I guess I could go into my living room right now and watch “Grey’s Anatomy” with the family. Super…, stories of moral ambiguity and interpersonal conflict where nobody stays happy for very long. …oh….joy.
Holy crap! I just watched fifteen minutes of that and I feel like I want to take an all day shower, because I’ll never be clean again.
That show doesn’t even have a dwarf with a battle ax?!? Guh!!!
We can always petition to get Peter Dinklage onto Grey’s…. I started writing a whack load of stuff, but got to Poli-Sci on it for a Friday. So I would actually sit through an episode of Grey’s if they had a dwarf or two on it… Tossing optional.
I submit to you that any show is improved with a little Dinklage.
So many shows could be improved with a fantasy creature or two….adding battle axes would just make them all the more awesome…..Sadly, Hollywood does not see it that way for a majority of shows =(
Damn those TV execs, when will they learn. I might actually watch Grey’s Anatomy if somebody got cleaved with an ax.
My question is where did the other devils come from? Are there other people/zombies going around with only little angels?
Also, don’t forget to vote The Zombie Nation for prom queen IMEANTOPWEBCOMIC!
Sheila simply has more than is average. Though to be fair the one’s my own ex-wife had were larger and more numerous.
well, if she’s legitimately trying to figure out why the her morality avatar isn’t there, it’s got to be alive at the least.