This is how “Tar Man” started. Nobody let him out either. And when he finally did get out… Well lets just say being stuck in a canister for for several decades marinating in your own juices does not do wonders for your skin.  It does make your teeth pearly white though.  So that’s a plus.

Also if you don’t know who “Tar Man” is click here. He’s awesome.

Top ten zombies #1 Tar Man from "Return of the Living Dead"

Technically this is also a fart joke which I am on record of not being a fan of.  There are exceptions to the rule sometimes.