I like the idea of an endless wasteland filled with the ravenous hordes of the undead as much as the next guy.  But you know what I also like?  Food and video games.  It occurs to me that if I would like to ensure a steady supply of food and video games I’m going to have to defend that which creates those two things…. People.

Now don’t get me wrong, I both loath and despise people just like every right thinking American should, but I need them to keep me entertained and chubby.  If zombies rise up and kill them all I’m going to be in a bit of trouble.  After I stop laughing of course.

So it is with grudging reluctance that I will have to take up arms against the undead during the coming war.  This makes me sad.

I better console myself with some food and video games right now.