They say the eyes are windows to the soul. Please please, stop trying to stab my soul.
Sorry for lack of updates lately. Between conventions and a glitch in the programming of my site it’s been a real pain. This weekend I’ll have a chance to fix a bunch of stuff on the back end and then I’ll be able to update the site a whole lot more.
Wow, taken out of context. That sounds kind of dirty.
Stabbing one’s eyes frees their soul to go forth and expand into other dimensions our physical forms cannot access, but it must be done correctly…..granted, there is that nasty side affect of death, but one must cut the cord in order to experience new realities……not done correctly, you at least get a cuddly puppy to help you do things, like walking, driving (i saw it on youtube, they’ve taught dogs how to drive), plus you get that whole, “i need to use my hands to see you” line. and you get to dodge that argument of ‘you’re just with me because of my looks” or get accused of staring at a woman’s chest, booty etc…….now that I think about it, I can wait till right before I die of old age to stab out my own eyes, because I do love to admire the booty.
Hey Carter, there is a series of books out I think you would like. Book one is Ex-Heroes and book 2 is Ex-Patriots. The series takes place during a zombie apocalypse, that was caused by one of the heroes in the first book due to him doing something really stupid. Just thought you would like to know.
Cool, I’ll try to find that. Thanks man.