Man Vs. Wild: The zombie survival edition.
I would love to see a reality television program where people are surviving the zombpocalypse, mainly Bear Grylls, because you know, YOU KNOW…. that at some point someone is going to be drinking pee. Kinda gross.
I love Man Vs. Wild, Bear is a crazy man, and I was saddened to hear they were canceling the show. I guess he needs more money than they are willing to give him to drink pee. Personally I’d need a lot… more than they have to do that. To bad as that’s one of the few reality shows that I can stomach. Zombie Survival would make the best reality television.
Also, before I get twenty e-mails telling me I need to watch “Dead Set” I’ve seen it, I thought it was pretty good actually, but that’s not what I want. I want contestants desperately trying to survive the zombie apocalypse and all the challenges will be related to pure survival. Also nobody gets voted off, they get eaten.
And the last one to be left doesn’t get a million dollars… they get eaten.
people surviving during the zombiocalypse?…. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how heheheheheh
That link was awesome. Nice find.
I’d like to see Bear Grylls try and survive the zombie apocalypse, then I might actually watch the show.
Rest assured though, at some point he will be drinking pee. I watched that man squeeze a pile of elephant poop for water into his mouth.
I would rather DIE… painfully than do that.
This is a really awesome idea… I’ll get back to you with a script…. I’m not drinking Zombie urine…. or some live persons urine… or animal ur… look that is off the table… or out of the cup however you want to look at it… my pea cup is completely empty and that is how I like it.
It goes right up there with my phobia of poop.
Basically I’m completely horrified by anything that comes out of the human body…. it’s all kinda gross.
Hunger Games + Zombies?
hey have you seen dead set? =P
Smartass. 🙂
Deadset was a pretty good series though. Hard to get here in the states “legally” for some stupid reason.
Frankly, I’m just impressed he isn’t tossing his cookies on the zombie’s shoes.
That’s because Bear’s a badass. I love that guy.
I love the disturbed look on that zombies face. It’s like “Wait, what did he just say?!”
The question is… Does he look disturbed … or does he look excited?
It’s a question that’ll keep you up at night. (I do so love asking the awkward questions)