I look forward to the war on Christmas finally being won one day. Of course I hope MY side wins. My side would be the one that sees this awful awful holiday wiped off the face of the Earth. We are a minority. Or possibly a very quiet and beaten down majority.

That will never happen of course as the forces of capitalism are unbeatable. If there is even the slightest excuse in this country to make people spend money on gifts they don’t need then the forces of capitalism will make it happen.

Bah Humbug! Bah Humbug I say.

But I have kids, and those kids will have kids. And more importantly I have a wife who loves Christmas.

I will never be free of this holiday’s black tentacles.