You know, Valve, I keep doing all this free work for you out of the goodness of my heart.  I know I know, no need to thank me.  It’s what I do.  However, I’ll just be over here by my phone waiting for you to call and offer me a job with a six figure salary, crazy benefits, and three cheerleaders to chant my name as I work for you.  I’m patient that way.  I’m sure it’s only a matter of time.

Anyway, I’m hoping when “Left 4 Dead 3” finally comes out they will have new and entertaining weapons. Course I like to try to come up with completely useless and irrational weapon designs.  These were fun to do.

Other Weapons ideas for “Left 4 dead 3”

  1. Bacon Club (When not clubbing zombies it would make a tasty snack)
  2. A gun that shoots rainbows (It would help zombies learn about love)
  3. Rubber chicken crossbow (Only effective against clown zombies)
  4. Coffee filled squirt gun (Very effective vs. Hipster zombies also provides energy when shot at other players)
  5. Megaphone (Players would use it to wound the zombie’s self esteem)
  6. Radioactive Bee Cannon (Because it would simply be awesome!)

That’s all the weapons I can think about for now.  I’ll probably make more later.

If you’ve got anymore ideas for Silly and ridiculous weapons for Left 4 Dead 3 let me know.  I’ll forward them to Valve and when (Not If) they hire me I’ll try to get them in the game.