I’ve reached that stage in my life where everything sounds vaguely dirty. What is that stage again? Oh that’s right. Puberty all the way up to my eventual death. That’s it.
I imagine my glorious death will be worthy of song or possibly a limerick. I’m picturing me somehow saving the world through noble self sacrifice similar to Bruce Willis in “Armageddon.” Of course in that movie Bruce Willis’s character has actual skill relevant to the story. I don’t have that.
I’ve been a graphic artist for a very long time now. That limits the skill set a bit. So I’m still trying to figure out a believable way to save the world by choosing the appropriate font and Pantone color combination. It hasn’t hit me just yet.
Anyway the Shark/human hybrid story continues…. But what could that booming sound possibly be?!? I’m taking bets and whoever gets it right wins a shiny nickle! mmmmm…. shiny.
If he’s used a whale shark I got bad news for him.
Throbbing.
He is an ethically challenged little man. Also I may just owe you a nickle. 🙂
Bad lyrical song time.
I need to stay awake just so they can’t get me
They’re banging on the doors all day
And while you’re off sleeping.
I feel like I’ve spent my life putting boards up with this hammer
I can’t believe it’s only been twelve hours
I loaded up the gun and am ready
I refuse to give them anything I’m not going to surrender
I don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep
Cause they’ll get inside
And I don’t want them to eat my brain
Even if I destroy the stairs
Those rotting corpses will still get through
They’ll still get me babe
And I don’t want them to eat my brain
Stumble close to you hearing your heart beating
And I’m wondering why you’re screaming
Wondering if it’s me you’re seeing
Then I try to eat your eyes
And you start hitting me with your hammer
I just wanted to eat an eye or maybe your liver
Then we’d be together Forever and ever
I went ahead and close my eyes
I couldn’t help but fall asleep
I was so tired babe
That’s when they got inside and ate my brain
It happened while I dreamed of you
That’s why I came looking too
I’d still love you babe
And I just need to give you a bite
I don’t want you to go away
I don’t want to miss one day
I just want to be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just want to hold you close
Feel your heart stop its beat
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time Nom Nom Nom!
Just go and close your eyes
It’s like your falling alseep
Cause I’ll get you babe
There’s nothing you can do
Cause even while I eat our friends
Their sweetest meats will never do
Let me bite you babe
And we can hunt down the other ones
You have got to start singing this stuff on Youtube dude. It’s awesome. 🙂
I guess it would work as I sing like a zombie
You could be a YouTube Superstar… Just say’n.