In today’s zombie webcomic an interesting question occurs to me. Zombies supposedly don’t heal, so if you pummel the crap out of one, can you fix him?
How do you repair a zombie? Staples, little bit of duct tape here and there? Bailing wire?
The current “Pop Culture” zombie is one that continually rots until there’s nothing left, at which point possibly it just falls over. But you could probably find any number of made up rules to keep your zombies going forever.
Lets be honest, it’s (Sadly) a made up monster, If Stephanie Myers can get paid millions for writing about sparkly vampires who don’t burn up in the sunlight, I can make up whatever rules I want for my zombies.
the only problem i see with that logic is that if Macgyver turned into a zombie he could not be stopped (who am i kidding macgyver would never turn he would turn his house into a fortress with nothing but toilet paper).
Macgyver could probably end the zombpocalypse before it started using nothing but Banana peals and a stapler.
I loved that show growing up.
Next T-shirt idea: Murphy’s Law. Just when you think things can’t worse it gives your arch-nemesis a flamethrower.
Flame throwers are the best weapon. 😉
“Wow your giving me a experimental weapon with extremely short range, it’s highly explosive, and people are shooting at me….. super”
People really used those things in war…. weird. While awesome, you couldn’t pay me enough to actually use one in combat. With my luck I wouldn’t last ten minutes.
Practicalities aside… Super Cool! Raining fiery zombie death everywhere. I think flamethrowers use pure testosterone for fuel. Most manly (and Suicidal) weapon ever.
Sorry, Had a bit too much caffeine this morning. Weeeeeeeeeee!
YAY! If we’re lucky, now he gets a new, less ugly hat! Or no hat at all. Eiter way, I (would) win.
Stay with the comic, Carter, it rocks.
My personal favourite when it comes to zombie weapons are the shotgun and the crowbar. Shotguns simply rock and the crowbar is a multitool.
Agreed, thanks.