In today’s comic installment of “The Zombie Nation” we bring you what everyone secretly fears. A crazy ex.
There is something terrifying about somebody who won’t take a hint…. and get away from you. Imagine if that same person was a your ex-wife, psychotic, and you can’t kill her because she’s already dead.
I get a cold chill just thinking about it.
You know what I just realized? I didn’t draw all the sharp and pointy things sticking out of him in the last two panels. Damnit!
I choose to believe he pulled them out after panel one, we just didn’t see it because he’s so practiced at it.
Its like a cut scene in a movie, it wasnt important enough to show.
You know, shouting “PART!”, or “begone ye foul demon of stench and fire” generally seemed a good way to get some alone time from the afore mentioned ex-paramour
With my ex I think I yelled something about a restraining order and possibly something about “Nuking the site from orbit”
The only way to be sure.
hmmm well he has spent however many years with her I’d suppose he was quite adept at instantaneous knife removal as a survival technique
lol Probably true.
Or I need to get better… also go back and fix this.
Technically, they are UNdead rather than dead, but they did both die to get to that point so it is moot.
Always thought that was funny and sad that the same time, messing with people on the semantics of how dead and undead aren’t the same thing. But anyway, I was half expecting for Lovecraft’s arm to snap off as he stabs it accusingly to her and quivers with indignation. Glad to see it didn’t. The poor animated corpse has enough problems.
Huh, I just assumed that was how Lovecraft was viewing the his life with her, you know, a visual representation of his life with his ex-wife present. Once she moved out of “scene” it flashed back to the real world. Either way, I feel for him right now, crazy ex’s man *shudder*.
Every guy likes the “idea” of the hot crazy chick… the reality of that situation though is less than awesome.
“How can I miss you if you won’t go away?” Sounds like my ex…. He still won’t leave me alone.
I’ve never understood the mind set of those people. If someone doesn’t want to be with you anymore, why would you want to be with them?
I just don’t get it.
I’ll assume they are all crazy and move on. Just whatever you do, don’t go back to them. That’s not going to work out, and can only end in tears. Better to be alone for a while and eventually find someone better.
That’s what I did, much happier now.