Grandma will get you killed…. Shoot her before the zombies.
I love the game “Dead Rising.” In it there’s a pivitol cutscene where some moronic old lady gets everyone killed trying to get her stupid dog. Sure they are all safe but “Grandma McPoor Life Choices” there has to get everyone killed because she’s an idiot.
This is kind of endemic to most zombie movies. Zombies of course are the big danger that always hangs over the heads of our protagonists, but it’s not really the zombies themselves who get people killed. It’s the protagonists poor decisions, flaws, and inner conflicts that inevitably lead to their deaths.
I’ve already determined that the best way to survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse is to take stock of your fellow survivors, and quitely and secretly kill the dumber members of your group. Sure some might consider this murder, I consider it premeditated self-defence.
Hell yes. If you’re in my group, tell me and I’ll help.
“You’re” is the word you seek.
*too late
*you’re
*zombpocalypse
It saddens me to know this while it’s not even my native language (I apologize if it’s not yours either – I’m just trying to help, and not be offensive)… Especially since we people have access to the internet, which has a nice load of online dictionaries, spelling and grammar checkers, and even people who have good English spelling and/or grammar that might be willing to help.
To top it all off, plenty of that stuff can be found free of charge!
And I do realize that “zombpocalypse” is not a word in any dictionary, but I’m pretty sure “zombie” and “apocalypse” are. Heck, I’ve even seen both those words together on this very website!
That all aside, though, I can relate to this comic. Man, that old woman was dumb…