It’s like a very smelly “Romeo and Juliet” or possibly a version of “West Side Story” but where the sharks eat the jets.
I don’t know why or perhaps I don’t want to think about it too much, but I always find the idea of forbidden romance between a zombie and a human so highly amusing. Vampires and werewolves get away with it all the time. Good hell you only have to spend about five minutes in the “Teen Paranormal Romance”> section of Barnes and Nobles to see that. Vampires are dating everything with a pulse, and werewolves are…. Well, you could read an “Anita Blake” novel to see this taken to the ridiculous extreme.
I see no reason why zombies can’t have a nice wholesome relationship with the living.
Sure zombies smell, but let’s be honest ladies most guys already have odor issues so are zombies really that different.
Also for the record I smell delightful…. Like a spring shower covered in the most manly of roses. K, maybe not that good.
“very smelly romeo and juliet”… just wondering – has anyone thought of all the obvious “romero and juliet” jokes before…? well, probably only like a million people.
btw we don’t get to see lovecraft’s amazing ass often enough would you please change that.
Drawing zombified buttocks. (shudder) I don’t know if I can bring myself to do that.
Well, at least he’s being honest.
Eh, don’t see why it can’t work. It’s not as odd as vampires/werewolves/anything to so with the occult dating their food/victims.
Dating your food source has got to be weird for both parties.
Like in highschool I started dating a stack of waffles, I always had to resist the urge to devour the waffles though.
I won’t lie the relationship ended badly and I had to buy pants with a bigger waste line.
Well, I suppose it means you never have the problem of exes showing up.
Just a hint, but ex’s will make an appearance in the next story line. I’m looking forward to it.
Rolls back the comic clock to a specific panel from whence the haunting super creepy answer to the young ladies question should have always been ” Staaaaaaammmmiiiinnnnnaaaaaaaa”
Exactly. It’s the one saving grace for zombie kind.
But the mental image that brings to mind is just so… ewww
People like vampires though. Those are dead guys, they just don’t smell as bad.
::Cue Lovecraft’s ass falling off::
I won’t lie, I thought of that as an option. 🙂
Brilliant! I think it’s fair that zombies should have their own romantic novel as much as vampires and werewolves.