Women like copious amounts of manly chest hair… right? Right? Please say yes, my fragile self-esteem needs this.
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That’s right. They like the chest hair… but they bitch when it rolls over the shoulders and down the back….quit stealing our blankets during the night and our bodies won’t have to compensate with growing more hair to insulate us against the cold!!!
*proudly flaunts manly chest hair* one question tho….. If i get turned does that mean i get to keep my manly chest hair? now that would be a winner L4D Boss.
*chest hair zombie. when the men are staring at Cheerleader zombie, Female players become either super enamored by this zombie’s epic disco moves and sweet thick chest hair or they run in fear of the evil “mustache ride”*
Down Wookies, bad wookies.
RRAGGGG AGGGRRG GAAARGAAAG!!!! *wookie translation “Its not our fault, we were born this way. So if you got it… FLAUNT IT!!!”
Aaaaaa now I’m going to have that song stuck in my head all day. Only I’ll be picturing very hairy people in the video.
we aim to please 😛
Piece of meet?
Chest hair is standable. Back hair…. *shudder* I’m just not that into furries, especially full time ones.
Whew! I was able to fix that spelling error. Wow I suck at that.
I love that the commander is completely okay with his “Excessive” amount of chest hair.
I picture him slathering his entire body with Rogaine every day, looking in the mirror, and saying “Ladies, your welcome.”
Sharing feelings is for wussies!
Being a man means 3 things: eating meat, drinking beer, and taking whatever you want!
You forgot being excessively proud of our belches.
As I understand it. Ladies love that. (Note: this belief possibly could be the reason I didn’t date much in highschool)
sweet! no more giant purple penis… but now I’m a gay looking vampire… whats worst?
wait a minute I spelt my email wrong.. sorry for comment bombing.. just testing..
dammit.. I guess I’m stuck with him…
Well for today at least. I’m in the middle of making avatars for the site. Won’t be long and then you’ll have some new randomly generated zombie avatars.
So close, yet so far.
He’s got chest hair? Much of it?
I hate him now. I hate him and I’m jealous.
Think Rogain! Slather that all over yourself and you’ll be a Wookie in no time.
Who needs chest hair when you have awesome facial hair?
F#@%ing heat wave is screwing with my mind. Makes it really hard to concentrate on anything for an extended period of time. 🙁
we got it bad up here to hasnt rained in 2 weeks
Sorry about the heat you guys. Sometimes I seriously think about moving to Canada.
But my wife’s from Arizona and can’t take the cold so I just might be stuck here….. Till I can convince her otherwise.
We got some rain yesterday, didn’t do much and it’s still really hot. *hears thunder in the distance even with a fan running next to head* Sounds like we might be getting some more rain today though.
Is it sexy when your chest hair is so long you can braid it?
No, that is just disgusting.
Yes….. yes it is.
The nurse with the straight razor will be along shortly to deal with the little hair problem of yours.
That sounds incredibly intimidating actually. I think I’d rather grow an incredibly long beard like one of the members of ZZ Top.
were done here
“We’re” the contraction of “we are” I did get that right…. didn’t I?
I’m the world’s worst speller so it wouldn’t surprise me if I didn’t.
Yes, you got it right. Maybe you should get one of your kids to go for an English major so that they can tell you when you’ve goofed on your spelling/grammar.
I need to get my buffer going better so I can have my wife look over my spelling in advance. That would help a whole lot.
Sounds like some people didn’t eat enough brunt food when they were growing up. As my Dad always said it would put hair on your chest. My response was always I’m a girl, I don’t want hair on my chest.
LOL I have that very talk with my six year old daughter. Almost word for word.