Fast Zombies Vs Slow Zombies… Depends.  Depends on what type of zombie you are after.

I have this argument every…. single… time… I talk to another zombie fan.  Which one is better fast zombies vs slow zombies?  Really does it matter?

The one that is better is the one that serves the story that’s being told at the moment.  That’s it.  That’s all.

If you want to argue that zombies can’t possibly run due to the muscles decomposing blah blah blah….. I’m going to have to point out to you that we’re arguing about a fictional monster and that you possibly may be insane.

Don’t be insane.