When, not if the zombpocalypse comes I’m going to need a huge truck to accomodate all the looting I’m going to do.
Wait, wait, wait….. What am I thinking? I’ll just loot a big truck first! Never mind problem solved.
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one of the small minuscule upsides from a zombie apocalypse would be the looting
Minuscule? I don’t think you understand. Looting is it’s own reward. It would be like getting a awesome new career except your job satisfaction would be through the roof.
Every day would be an adventure, the other survivors would be incredibly gratefull… especially the very scarce available women (A very big concern when almost everyone is dead). Your kids would think their dad is a bad @$$. You would be THE MAN.
Sure you would have to worry about the very real possibility of hordes of undead stripping the flesh from your bones as well as the fact that you have no health insurance at all, but I think the benefits outway the bad side by a mile.
It almost makes me want the zompocalypse to come early. I look forward to my future career as a looter. (A very noble profession)
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Holy crap that is awesome! I am going to check the cushions of my couch for the 1.5 million dollars to buy that castle!
Dang it just lint and a movie ticket stub to “The princess and the frog” Nooooooo.
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