Bruce Campbell, is a stud and I desperately want his Autograph? I’m not sure what one does with an autograph, perhaps like taking a picture it captures a piece of one’s soul, binding it forever to an object.

Perhaps then that is what I truly want, a piece of Bruce Campbell’s soul to keep for my vary own.

“Wow, that’s awesome! I think I just became a crazy stalker!” I’m going to hang out in the bushes in front of his house, naked, and muttering to myself.

Yeah, you heard me…… NAKED! And covered in pudding.