Since I’ve been giving Twilight a hard time in the comic I’ve kind of had it on the brain lately. I swear Twilight fans I’m “almost” done there is no reason to drive to my house, drag me out by my hair and pummel me senseless… Unless you really want to, I usually have to pay for that type of thing.
Soooo why is it when Bella finds out that Edward watches her sleep every night she doesn’t run away immediately? Look I don’t care if how hot someone is if I were to find out they break into my house every night and watch my bloated snoring carcass sleeping every night I’m going to get a serious case of the creepies.
“Oh, Edward, you’re so dreamy I love the way you stalk me, watch me sleep, get insanely obsessive about me….. scare the ever loving shit out of me! Aaaw I feel loved.”
You do know it’s just a short step from watching you sleep to sticking you in a pit in the basement and going a little “Silence of the Lambs” on you? A very very short step.
The commander is just setting himself up for even more failure with every word, isn’t he? And if anything, Lt. Cooper is the exact opposite of Bella, with the exception the she like an undead guy.
And women wonder what’s wrong with us? Any married or dating guy. stand at the foot of the bed, cover yourself in body glitter, while your girlfriend/wife sleeps and wait for her to wake up and see you there staring at her. I am pretty sure they won’t find it as OK as Bella does… Take a picture while she sleeps, as she is waking up and then another after she is done pummeling you. Post these on EdwardCullenIsACreepyStalker.com as long as the pics are PG.
PS: that is not a real website… should be but isn’t.
I should register that and post all my Edward Cullen comics on it. He is a creepy stalker.
What’s funny is that I’d take Hannibal Lecter over Edward Cullen any day. Or night, as the case may be.
Shes no bella
She’s bigger… I mean better.
I mean both.
Has anyone else notice how his head is just the right size to fit in the end of the bazooka?
I was just amused by callig it “Mr. Explodey” I need to make one as a prop and put it on my wall.