In today’s webcomic awkward questions are asked and even more unpleasant Answers given.
When you’re a zombie, things are bound to start falling off. Your going to need a way to reattach them. Stitches, that’s a lot of effort. Staples that would be… unsightly.
Go with superglue, once you’re done reattaching your parts, you’ll probably be a little bit loopy from the fumes.
That’s what we call a twofer!
As you said, you would find a way around the problem. Very impressed…..
Can you get Zombie Vampires?
Who knows?
If Stephanie Myer can make dumptruck loads of cash making vampires sparkly then surely there are no hard and fast rules for anything anymore.
You mean…. I can patent zombiewerevampirepoltergeist romance novels now!!???????
As long as you market them to obsessive, whiny teenage girls, your all set.
Muhahahahahhahahaa
Why does this turn me on? Shit…I’m weird.
Lucien, that made me laugh.
I think it breaks down to… Romey looks like a zombie version of one of my first crushes in High School…and this comic is about his erection, lol…
Aaaaah! I am desperately going to try to scrub the idea of zombie erections from my tiny brain! The pain!
Do you see what you’ve done to me?
You stick to cleavage, I’ll stick to erection…you can continue to be straight and I’ll be my homosexual self 😛
Lol, I do love cleavage. Sounds like a deal. 🙂
lol that what i would do if i was a zombie but what about duck tape
Would you want to have “Relations” with an attractive vampire woman with Duct tape wrapped around your junk?
Me either…. Stick with the superglue when engaged in that particular activity and all will be well.
…Just allow time to dry first.
(Aaaaaahhhh! Stop making me think about this subject, it’s hurting my brain)