I want to go to a “Zombie Class” but not some class where people start speculating on what zombies can and cannot do. I’ve already been to a bunch of those. Max Brook’s lecture by the way was really funny and if you get the chance you should check it out.

No, I want to go to a zombie class where they talk about the historical origin of the zombie myth and talk about undead mythology in other cultures and history.

Why? Because I am a huge nerd, that’s why.

Sadly zombies are a made up monster whether you like it or not. To me that means zombies can do whatever the author of the zombie story says they can do. I mean if Stephanie Myer can make millions with vampires that glitter instead of frying in the sun then I say Zombies have no hard and fast rules. This is a huge pet peeve of mine.