Beggars can’t be choosers I suppose. But I’m not sure that I would ever want a girlfriend who has a thicker more luxurious beard than my own.

…also I don’t have a beard, just incredibly manly stubble. Stubble so fierce sometimes I use it for sandpaper.

Fear my manly stubble! (Honestly I shouldn’t write these posts so late at night, I get silly when I’m tired.)