I miss Micheal Jackson. Wellllll I miss the Micheal Jackson that was black, a dude, and as far as I knew sane. I loved the “Thriller” video when it came out and it’s fair to say it affected my delicate brain in several unfortunate ways. I must have watched this video about a million times growing up.

You see kids back in the distant past MTV used to play something called “Music Videos” and being young and somewhat rebelious I would watch said “music videos.” You kids and yer new fangled “You Tubes!” You don’t know what it was like fer yer elders….. Now you kids get off my lawn!

Did I mention I had to walk ten miles to school, in the six feet of snow, and uphill both ways? ….And that was July damnit!